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by Thomas Quinn
Blank is the New Black, blankisthenewblack.com

11 in. x 14 in.

Inspired by:

Marriage Advice,
by Renata R., Grade 4

  • Don’t get into fights in front of your children.
  • Don’t hit yourself with a rubber band.
  • Don’t trip or fall.
  • Work at 826.
  • Don’t get married while you’re in your teens.
  • Don’t read romantic books because your wife or husband might think you’re in love with somebody else.
  • Don’t wear weird hats.
  • Try not to act taller than your husband.
  • Don’t read any books.
  • Don’t use the bathroom with the door opened.
  • Don’t drink coca-cola.
  • Don’t drink water.
  • Don’t speak to other people. 

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